Flaming Poop Sets Neighborhood Ablaze After Failed Poo-to-Gold Alchemy...
Amateur science is a wonderful thing, but it's got to be kept in check, people. Building your own space balloon or cataloging the local wildlife? Great! Taking to turn a turd into gold by heating it...
View ArticleWhy Why Why Is Spotify on Meego Before Windows Phone Why Ugh Stupid
Doing BlackBerry first, fine, old guys, money, whatever. BUT MEEGO ISN'T EVEN A THING GOD WHAT IS THIS. [PC World]
View ArticleMisguided DIY-er Severs His Own Arm with a Homemade Guillotine
You presumably deal with a lot of weird stuff when you work at a urology clinic. But dealing with a walk-in patient who's severed his arm with a homemade guillotine is probably a new one.
View ArticleAshton Kutcher’s Giving His Twitter Account to His Flunkies
Last night, Ashton Kutcher posted a dumb tweet about a football coach getting fired. He didn't have all the details, and later retracted his tweet. Now he's turning over his Twitter feed to a team of...
View ArticleJudge Orders Divorcing Couple to Share Facebook Passwords
I hate you; you broke my heart; I never want to see you again. Oh, and can you check my Facebook while I'm at yoga to see if my sister got back to me? That's what a Connecticut couple's doing after a...
View ArticlePyrotechnics 101: Don’t Soak Your Pants in Petrol
Everyone loves setting things on fire — it's okay to admit! And some people enjoy skateboarding. That's fine! But the combination of the two can be tricky, especially when you've doused yourself in...
View ArticleA Gas Mask and Armour-Wearing Jogger Scared a Bomb Squad into Blowing Up His...
Hey man, how's it going? Just getting some exercise in. You know, running, lifting, jamming packages into mailboxes while wearing a gas mask and body armour then hurrying away before the bomb squad...
View ArticleSuing Facebook Because You Liked Something Is Idiotic
A California judge ruled today that's it's okay to sue Facebook for showing your picture in an ad. That's dumb, and to pretend that it's anything but turns a blind eye to how that nearly everyone uses...
View ArticleUS Detains and Deports Two Morons Over Dumb "Destroy America" Tweets
In a fun convergence of dumb social media behavior and bureaucratic ineptitude, two idiotic Brits were detained by armed guards at Los Angeles International Airport for incredibly dumb (but totally...
View ArticleA Lot of People Thought Oprah Was Whitney Houston on Facebook
Whitney Houston, the diva of divas, passed away yesterday at the too young age of 48. It's a depressing end to her story of galaxy bending talent, sun magnifying limelight and cursed frailty.
View ArticleIdiot Thief Exploded Himself by Peeing on a Power Transformer
Michael Harper is an idiot. The 36-year-old Leicestershire-man was in the middle of robbing a power sub-station when he decided, hey, why not urinate on the power transformer. The transformer exploded,...
View ArticleThe Most Ridiculous and Horrible (and Illegal) Way to Troll an Ex
We all get our hearts broken. But it takes a truly horrible insane person to turn that heartache into a despicable internet shame campaign. That's what one idiot in the US did when he posed as his...
View ArticleThese Imbeciles Thought the Titanic Disaster Was Just a Movie
Titanic. Once the largest object ever built, it sunk after colliding with an iceberg, spiralling down into the Atlantic and killing around 1500 people on April 15, 1912. Everyone knows this. Oh...
View ArticleThe Avengers Screening Delayed Because Some Dunce DELETED THE FREAKING MOVIE
And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were… deleted? Yes. The copy of the...
View ArticleGang Members Accept Cop’s Friend Request, Get Arrested, Are Idiots
The first rule of Brooklyn’s notorious Brower Boys gang is: You don’t talk about the Brower Boys gang. The second is: Unless it’s on Facebook, then it’s totally fine. Oh, but maybe accept a cop’s...
View ArticleDell Says iPad Is Too "Shiny" for Businesses
Did know that it can take four days to fix a software hiccup on an iPad? And that you probably shouldn’t use one for work, because it’s shiny and your IT department can’t handle all the iPads it has to...
View ArticleIf You Stab Someone Don’t Steal Their iPhone Because the Police Will Use Find...
Here’s a nominee for silliest way to get caught for committing a horrible crime of the year: A man stabbed a woman in a domestic dispute in Los Angeles and then stole her iPhone. Unfortunately for...
View ArticleAn Idiot Counterfeiter Returned His Printer with a Whole Sheet of Fake Notes...
It’s one of the oldest tricks in the book; if you can’t earn money, why not make it? With your printer. Now that doesn’t actually work. Making counterfeit notes is really hard. But that won’t keep...
View ArticleThe Ultimate Video of People Being Idiots in Shopping Trollies (Ouch)
Look at all the stupid people. I mean, there’s probably more to say here, about responsibility or exhibition of reckless behaviour brought on by the wired age, but really, like… look at all these...
View ArticleEveryone Who Records Video on Their Phone Needs to Follow This Rule
I understand that when you take a picture or video with your phone, it makes a lot of sense to hold your phone upright. It’s more comfortable! It’s totally natural! And though Instagram has helped fix...
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